Somebody Pulled A Citizen's Arrest On Jenna Jameson's Ass Last Night

Somebody in Newport Beach, CA lived out one of my fantasies last night by busting a CITIZEN'S ARREST on a bitch. That bitch was Jenna Jameson and surprisingly, she wasn't citizen's arrested for impersonating a methed-out moray eel. Jenna Jameson was arrested for allegedly beating on a trick. TMZ says that Flotsam and Jetsam's long-lost cracked out sister was hanging out on the Balboa Peninsula when she got into some kind of altercation with someone. The altercation led to Jenna allegedly beating...